The Battle of Brawn: Ronald McDonald vs. Thanos

In a hypothetical showdown between Ronald McDonald and Thanos, Thanos would likely have the upper hand due to his immense power and abilities, especially if he has the Infinity Gauntlet. Ronald McDonald, while a beloved mascot with a whimsical charm, doesn’t possess any superhuman abilities or combat skills. So in terms of raw power and fighting capability, Thanos would probably win. However, if the battle were in a comedic context, Ronald might find a way to outsmart Thanos with some clever tricks and a bit of clown magic!

Mickey Mouse vs. Some Prune-Chinned Nobody

This comparison is straightforward. Mickey Mouse, as the original Disney mascot, would easily defeat an unnamed character. Mickey would not just win but would also play his chin lumps like a xylophone and dance on his opponent as a mockery. The question itself is silly since Mickey clearly beats anyone with ease.

Thanos Wins with Ease

Thanos, equipped with the Infinity Gauntlet, could likely wipe out half of the universe with ease. Even if he were to receive a serious wound from Stormbreaker, which is barely a scratch for him, he could still snap his fingers and eliminate Mickey. Without the gauntlet, Thanos’ sheer power and size would dominate. Mickey’s agility might allow him to dodge attacks, but it’s unlikely he could counter powerful blows effectively. Eventually, Thanos would grab Mickey, squeeze him, and end the fight.

The Battle Commences

The fight begins with Thanos fighting for the RED TEAM and Mickey for the YELLOW TEAM. Thanos is seen donning the Infinity Gauntlet, a weapon of immense power. Mickey, however, brings his pet Pluto, the fiercest and most powerful dog in the universe, as his weapon. The RED TEAM cheers for Thanos, while the YELLOW TEAM becomes worried. Pluto leaps towards Thanos, but the fight takes an unexpected turn. Mickey receives an unexpected gift, the Disney Empire and the Gauntlet, from Toodles, which effectively turns the tide in his favor and makes Thanos his slave.

A Dramatic Conclusion

The battle concludes with Mickey not only defeating Thanos but also gaining control over the Disney Empire. Mickey triumphantly receives the prestigious Champion Trophy, while the YELLOW TEAM celebrates, and the RED TEAM mourns the loss of their admiration.